it’s all fun and games until everyone finds out their neighbouring country didn’t give them twelve points
we got hipsters, lesbians, jesus, gay dracula, shoes and much more
best party ever
and the alcohol is free
A Brief Summary of Eurovision 2013
Finland: GAY WEDDING WOOOOO
Moldova: wtf is that dress
Malta: *smiles and rainbows and happiness*
Belgium: *stares into your soul*
Romania: FABULOUS GAY DRACULA
Greece: *appears out of nowhere and steals the show* ALCOHOL IS FREE MOTHERFUCKERS
Armenia: Jesus
Romania: Satan
Iceland: ThorI swear. You guys got something for weird Religion battles—
“And if two girls kissing offends you….well, you need to grow up” - Graham Norton on Finland’s Eurovison entry


